Phasers on Full Frontal Fun!

It doesn’t matter whether you saw “This Ain’t Star Trek XXX.” The plots aren’t that complicated – although they do exist. Besides, you know all the characters already. You’ve just not seen them quite so naked… except in your mind. In this sequel: Sulu gets lucky!

Cash Markman’s “Sex Trek,” features a big name porn cast — including Dick Smothers Jr.! – as the Starship Intercourse heads to Deep Space St…ation 69. You can probably figure out the rest from here, but can you identify the inspirational original episodes?

Bring your favorite beverage and/or potluck contribution to Darklady’s Wonderground and enjoy comfy snuggle and play areas stocked with safer sex supplies, space for socializing, naughty toy giveaways, and a raffle benefiting Esther’s Pantry.

Bring a donation for Esther’s Pantry and receive a raffle ticket worth a chance to win a copy of “This Ain’t Star Trek XXX 2,” an assortment basket of Wet lubes, and other goodies. Wear a costume & receive a raffle ticket. Buy more tickets and earn more chances to win!

“This Ain’t Star Trek XXX: The Butterfly Effect” & “Sex Trek: Charly XXX ”
Ages 18 +
Space is limited so mandatory RSVP to Darklady@Darklady.com

Thursday, July 29th
Teleporters Begin at 6:30 pm
First Holodeck Feature at 7:15 pm

$15 individual, $25 duo, $35 trio
Darklady’s Wonderground
Portland, Oregon
Clothing Optional, Costumes Encouraged
ACCESSIBLE w/assistance for manual wheelchairs

Star Trek XXX 2: The Butterfly Effect: Kirk, Spock & Bones beam to planet Butterfly 8 and are, of course, promptly ambushed by hot female aliens. Chekov & Sulu to the rescue – except that a teleporter malfunction sends them to JFK’s Oval Office, which may or may not be a metaphor. Kimberly Kane plays The Butterfly Queen, Alexis Texas is Marilyn Monroe, and Johnny Castle is John F. Kennedy.

Star Trek XXX 2 Behind the Scenes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQj9LmQQQ9U

AUGUST EVENTS:
Thursday, August 5: Darklady’s B-Day Excursion to Cinekink, then cake & karaoke!
Wednesday, August 11: “Fisting Fundamentals & More” workshop w/Brass
Friday, August 13: Return of Darklady’s Naughty Karaoke
Wednesday, August 18: Darklady’s Hump Day Social & Game Night
Wednesday, August 25 –August 28: Cameryn Moore’s “Phone Whore”
Classic Porn Night… and more!

– Darklady
www.darklady.com
www.masturbate-a-thon.org
twitter.com/TheDarklady?

It’s Time for the Adults to Have Some Fun!

Sexual Trivia, Dr. Ruth’s Guide to Good Sex, Dirty Words, Naughty Dice,
Naked Twister, Truth or Dare, jigsaw puzzles, Mahjong, Cribbage, Trivial
Pursuit, Pictionary, Apples to Apples, and Scrabble. These are just a
few of the games available in Darklady’s Wonderground.

There are many places available to play these games, but few that will
allow you to do so while having a glass of wine and snuggling with any &
all of your lovers, wearing a French maid’s outfit, sitting naked on a
towel, kneeling at your partner’s feet, or talking openly about the
kinds of things that make shop clerks blush.

Bring you favorite game and maybe a beverage and/or potluck contribution
to Darklady’s Wonderground — and don’t just enjoy fun and games, but
also magazine, book, music, and movie options, as well as comfy snuggle
and play areas stocked with safer sex supplies. Knowing Darklady, she’ll
probably hand out condoms, lube, clothing, and novelties.

Donations for Esther’s Pantry are always welcome, but not required.
Ages 18 +
Wednesday, July 21th
7:00 pm – 11:00pm

$5 per person
Darklady’s Wonderground
Portland, Oregon
RSVP to Darklady@Darklady.com for address
ACCESSIBLE for most mobility limitations

UPCOMING EVENTS:
Thursday, July 29: Darklady’s Return of “Trek-Inspired” Potluck & Porn

– Darklady
www.darklady.com
www.masturbate-a-thon.org
twitter.com/TheDarklady

It’s the era of the porn parody and few have been as greatly anticipated as “Batman XXX: A Porn Parody.” Who hasn’t wanted to see The Caped Crusader, his Faithful Ward, Batgirl, the Riddler, Catwoman, and the Joker exchange a little DNA?

Italy’s 1980 “Spaghetti Sci-Fi” epic “The Beast in Space” will keep the camp alive with intergalactic discos, cardboard aliens, human/centaur sex, and Sirpa Lane in this long-rumored & recently discovered XXX version. Pre-show entertainment will feature JM Productions’ “America’s Best Porn Music Videos.”

Bring your favorite beverage and/or potluck contribution to Darklady’s Wonderground and enjoy comfy snuggle and play areas stocked with safer sex supplies, space for socializing, naughty toy giveaways, and a raffle benefiting Esther’s Pantry.

Bring a donation for Esther’s Pantry and receive a raffle ticket worth a chance to win a copy of “Batman XXX,” an assortment basket of Wet lubes, and other goodies. Wear a costume & receive a raffle ticket. Buy more tickets and earn more chances to win!

“Batman XXX” & “The Beast in Space”
Ages 18 +
Space is limited so mandatory RSVP to Darklady@Darklady.com

Thursday, July 15th
Bat Cave Opens at 6:30 pm
First Bat Signal Shines at 7:15 pm

$15 individual or $25 duo
Darklady’s Wonderground
Portland, Oregon
Clothing Optional, Costumes Encouraged
ACCESSIBLE for manual wheelchairs

Batman XXX: Axel Braun launches a new imprint based on comic superheroes with this lovingly true-to-the-original porn parody of the 1960s series. Braun is currently working on the next installment in the series: “Superman XXX: A Porn Parody.”

Batman XXX trailer 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD0YQoAqmrU
Batman XXX trailer 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0t0u1ofiv0&feature=related
Batman 1960s – Dance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGl6OlSczdU&NR=1

UPCOMING EVENTS:
Wednesday, July 21: Darklady’s Hump Day Game Night for Grown-Ups
Thursday, July 29: Darklady’s Return of “Trek-Inspired” Potluck & Porn?

Darklady’s “Naughty Karaoke” Pre-Thon Social

Whether you plan to attend the 10th Annual Portland Masturbate-a-thon, are curious about it, or just like singing karaoke naked, you are invited to join Darklady and her Darklings during the Thursday, June 10th “Naughty Karaoke” Pre-Masturbate-a-Thon Social at Julia’s Café.

Due to the sex positivity of Julia’s Café, every Thursday in June will feature a GLBT/BDSM friendly karaoke fundraising night, with the second Thursday seeing the windows of the café covered and karaoke crooners getting as “naughty as they want to be.” Julia’s Café has a full bar and a menu with snacks, soups, sandwiches, and other tasty treats to choose from.

Thursday, June 10
7:00 pm – 11:00 pm
Ages 18 +
Free (but please tip your hostess & your KJ, Andy Mangels)

Julia’s Cafe
2130 NE Broadway
Portland, Oregon
FULLY ACCESSIBLE

OTHER JULIA’S KARAOKE NIGHTS:
Thursday, June 17 – “Karaoke Superstar” with surprise guests
Thursday, June 24 – “Bear-aoke” with Bears titleholders
www.facebook.com/l/770b7;www.JuliasCafe.com

UPCOMING DARKLADY EVENTS:
June 12: Darklady’s “Back to Basics: and what’s more basic than masturbating in a basement” 10th Annual Portland Masturbate-a-thon

– Darklady
www.darklady.com
www.masturbate-a-thon.org
twitter.com/TheDarklady

Portland, OR – May 30, 2010 – Darklady events began as house parties. Due to ongoing tension between the City of Portland and the nightclub originally selected for this year’s event, the 10th Annual Portland Masturbate-a-thon will return to its house party roots from 4:00pm – midnight on June 12th, 2010.

Located two miles from the now-unavailable nightclub (and a mere two blocks from the infamous Pirate Flag House), Darklady Estates and Wonderground will literally pack the house with sex positive socializing, non-coital sexing, and charitable fundraising.

“Back to Basics: and What’s More Basic than Masturbating in a Basement” is the new theme for this year’s soiree, which will feature Thrillhammer, Sybian, and Monkey Rocker rides by guests and porn stars Noname Jane, Amber Chase, and Sophia St. James, as well as a Real Touch demo by either a lucky guest or male porn professional Dick Tracy or Tyger Hudson.

San Francisco DJ Zulu and Portland DJ Ralphaliscious will contribute mood enhancing mixes and a wandering gypsy swing duo will provide softer sounds throughout the soiree, while the Naughty Barber offers intimate shaves, the Naughty Baker serves up oral delights, the Tarot Wizard shares glimpses into the future, and “Sola, ” April Flores’ one-woman video, adds visual inspiration.

“While it would have been wonderful to have partied in an upscale nightclub, the Darklings and I agree that bringing it back home for the 10th anniversary feels good. The Portland version of this event started in my home, so it’s appropriate to celebrate it there yet again,” Darklady explains.

“Regardless of location,” she continues, “my guests are the ultimate reason for the success of my events and I’m delighted to welcome them to my humble Estates. Returning to the historic BYOB/potluck nature of this party favorite will allow us to focus more on the delicious art of self-pleasure, including an array of innovative erotic stimulation devices. It will also leave us with more pocket money to put toward silent auction items, which will help the worthy local and national sex-positive organizations we’re supporting this year.”

A percentage of the door, in addition to all silent auction funds raised and hygiene, household, pet, and food donations collected during the event, will benefit Esther’s Pantry, the Woodhull Freedom Foundation, and the newly-formed adult-consumer focused non-profit, Free Speech Alliance.

Cost:
$60 – Street Clothes
$25 – Previous Party, Fetish, Alluring, or Dressy Attire
Bring a donation for Esther’s Pantry and get $5 off entry.

RSVP Absolutely Required
BYOB & Potluck
Lower level accessible w/assistance
Ages 21 and older only

Birthday Wishes for December – May

Current sponsors include Fascinations, Taboo Video, HotMovies, GrrlToys, X-Rated Toys, Cascade AIDS Project, and Wet.

Sponsors, silent auction donors, and others interested in contributing to or participating in the 10th Annual Portland Masturbate-a-thon are encouraged to contact Darklady for details.

PRE-THON SOCIAL: Darklady will host a free pre-thon Naughty Karaoke social on Thursday, June 10th from 7pm – 11pm at GLBT/BDSM friendly Julia’s Café, located at 2130 NE Broadway, Portland, OR. Attendees can learn more about the Portland Masturbate-a-thon and other Darklady events, as well as get as “naughty as they wanna be” while singing karaoke.

Theresa “Darklady” Reed
President
Darklady Productions, Inc.

www.Darklady.com
www.Masturbate-a-thon.org
twitter.com/TheDarklady