Phasers on Full Frontal Fun!

It doesn’t matter whether you saw “This Ain’t Star Trek XXX.” The plots aren’t that complicated – although they do exist. Besides, you know all the characters already. You’ve just not seen them quite so naked… except in your mind. In this sequel: Sulu gets lucky!

Cash Markman’s “Sex Trek,” features a big name porn cast — including Dick Smothers Jr.! – as the Starship Intercourse heads to Deep Space St…ation 69. You can probably figure out the rest from here, but can you identify the inspirational original episodes?

Bring your favorite beverage and/or potluck contribution to Darklady’s Wonderground and enjoy comfy snuggle and play areas stocked with safer sex supplies, space for socializing, naughty toy giveaways, and a raffle benefiting Esther’s Pantry.

Bring a donation for Esther’s Pantry and receive a raffle ticket worth a chance to win a copy of “This Ain’t Star Trek XXX 2,” an assortment basket of Wet lubes, and other goodies. Wear a costume & receive a raffle ticket. Buy more tickets and earn more chances to win!

“This Ain’t Star Trek XXX: The Butterfly Effect” & “Sex Trek: Charly XXX ”
Ages 18 +
Space is limited so mandatory RSVP to Darklady@Darklady.com

Thursday, July 29th
Teleporters Begin at 6:30 pm
First Holodeck Feature at 7:15 pm

$15 individual, $25 duo, $35 trio
Darklady’s Wonderground
Portland, Oregon
Clothing Optional, Costumes Encouraged
ACCESSIBLE w/assistance for manual wheelchairs

Star Trek XXX 2: The Butterfly Effect: Kirk, Spock & Bones beam to planet Butterfly 8 and are, of course, promptly ambushed by hot female aliens. Chekov & Sulu to the rescue – except that a teleporter malfunction sends them to JFK’s Oval Office, which may or may not be a metaphor. Kimberly Kane plays The Butterfly Queen, Alexis Texas is Marilyn Monroe, and Johnny Castle is John F. Kennedy.

Star Trek XXX 2 Behind the Scenes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQj9LmQQQ9U

AUGUST EVENTS:
Thursday, August 5: Darklady’s B-Day Excursion to Cinekink, then cake & karaoke!
Wednesday, August 11: “Fisting Fundamentals & More” workshop w/Brass
Friday, August 13: Return of Darklady’s Naughty Karaoke
Wednesday, August 18: Darklady’s Hump Day Social & Game Night
Wednesday, August 25 –August 28: Cameryn Moore’s “Phone Whore”
Classic Porn Night… and more!

– Darklady
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