Pillow Top Ponderings June, 2005 My bed is king sized with a pillow top covered by two inches of “memory foam.” When it comes to ideal sleeping spaces, I believe that size counts. In addition to enjoying the comforts of an enormous bed, it has been my custom during the past decade to sleep in [...]

In Praise of Masturbation Darklady is dating again. Alert the authorities. Leaflet the press. Clear the streets. Warn parents of good conscience. Double bolt the front door. Do not look directly into her eyes. Do not get close enough to smell her cologne (dark amber, thanks for asking). For the sake of your soul, do [...]

Goodbye Dr. Gonzo, Hello Dr. Klady “When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.” – Hunter S. Thompson Underground photographer Charles Gatewood (http://www.charlesgatewood.com) once called me “a gonzo sex writer” ala Hunter S. Thompson’s style of journalism. Although Charles has met the man in question and can thus draw upon personal experience when making [...]

My Life in the House of Transsexuals You haven’t lived until you’ve been woken from an exhausted stupor by the screech of a hungry, half naked she-male as she dashes through the kitchen in search of left-over pizza. Alas for Carmen Cruz, there was no more pizza. It had all been eaten the night before [...]

The Mother Goose Conspiracy Before the sexual perversions of Heather Has Two Mommies, and Daddy’s Roommate, before the religious confusion of Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret, before the racial slang of Tom Sawyer, and before even the profanity, violence, and cross-dressing of Shakespeare there were insidious, anti-traditional family value forces hard at work [...]