Darklady’s “Party at the End of the Solar Year” Party

It’s a Non-Traditional Family New Year’s Eve!

Darklady knows she’s not the only one who’s had an “interesting” 2011. Good or bad, it’s time to see it leave so that 2012 can work its magic. Let’s gather for frivolity, remembrance, and fresh beginnings as we say goodbye to the old and welcome the new.

Bring your favorite beverage and/or potluck contributions to Darklady Estates and Wonderground, then enjoy eclectic socializing and comfy, GLBT, mono/non-monogamy & vanilla/kink-friendly pansexual snuggle and play areas stocked with safer sex supplies.

Write your sorrows on paper and send them up the chimney
Watch some of the best adult parodies of 2011
Wear red underwear for love & life improvements
Wear yellow underwear for employment & happiness
Wear green underwear for finances
Wear white for health

Indulge in turkey, ham, Jell-o shots & other potluck fare
Eat grapes & make wishes as midnight strikes
Toast the transition by making noise, hugging, kissing & singing Auld Lang Syne

$5/per warm 18+ year-old body
Saturday, December 31
Doors Open at 7:00 pm
Burning of the Bummers begins at 10:00 pm
2011 Goes the Hell Away at midnight
Darklady Throws Everyone’s Ass Out by 2:00 am

RSVP for address
Darklady Estates & Wonderground
Portland, Oregon
ACCESSIBLE w/assistance for most mobility limitations
Food, hygiene & pet supply donations for Esther’s Pantry always welcome

Call it Notte di San Silvestro, Oíche Chinn Bliana, Nochevieja, Hogmanay or New Year’s Eve, but celebrate!

– Darklady
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