I Got Shaved By 2 Midgets
Heidi, Joclyn Stone, Teedra Diora, Stella Marie, Trishelle. 77 Min.
Extras: Fetish Menus, Trailers.
Thanks to Stella Marie and Trishella, lovers of all things sassy, sexy, and midgety get to ogle not merely the two diminutive divas lapping at one another’s vulvas, but also at those of three impromptu students.
Although introduced to the Sapphic short subjects while in search of pussy shavings, by the time Jocylyn Stone, Teedra Diora, and Heidi leave, they’ve tasted and seen at least one midget squirt.
Stone has her “hairy monster” tamed to make her boyfriend happier. Soon the bantering midgets are making her happier. Heidi says she never realized midgets could be so beautiful and then asks to have her coochie made smoother. Diora can lick her own nipple but not make herself squirt. Her barbers, on the other hand, don’t have that problem.
Never explained is how licking another woman until she squirts teaches the licker how to squirt. Oh, well.
Good-natured bawdy pussy shaving humor as only two clever midgets and three hot chicks with hairy pussies and good humor can provide.
— Originally published in AVN magazine —