Darklady’s “Pretty Plotless” Potluck & Porn Night

By The Darklady | Published: May 20, 2013

Darklady’s “Pretty Plotless” Potluck & Porn Night

Porn So Pretty the Plot is Optional

The box cover for The Four says the lushly shot video is about four women seeking revenge for the 300 Spartan warriors who gave their lives during the Battle of Thermopylae. That would explain why the ladies are wearing sexy gold armor and hefting various pieces of ancient weaponry. The velvet-toned narration probably even explains the visuals – but the visuals are so pretty that any explanation is just a bonus.

Bring your favorite beverage and/or potluck contribution and enjoy the Catalyst’s pansexual creativity and diversity supportive Theater, Play, and Social spaces while discovering a unique video presentation that combines a thematic plot with sensuous narration and artful video work.

Pretty Plotless Potluck & Porn Night
Ages 18 +
Wednesday, May 22
7:00 pm – midnight
RSVPs always appreciated but not mandatory

$15 individual, $20 duo, $25 trio
Donations of food, pet & hygiene products for Esther’s Pantry earn $5 off entry
Catalyst Art & Cultural Space
4810 NE Garfield Avenue
Portland, Oregon
ACCESSIBLE

UPCOMING CATALYST EVENTS:

May 21 – OLP Meeting
May 25 – Erotic Figure Drawing with Ynigma and Nikki
May 25 – Portland Ropesters Bondage Social
May 26 – Naughty Karaoke Dance Party
May 31 – “Classic” Potluck & Porn
June 1 – Non-Violent Communication Open House
June 7 – Pirate Karaoke with DJ Kronos

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Spend an Evening with Darklady – Talking About Toys

By The Darklady | Published: May 15, 2013

Spend an Evening with Darklady – Talking About Toys

Darklady’s going to talk dirty about sex toys and give away better freebies than Santa!

PORTLAND, OR – Spend a warm spring Evening with Darklady – Talking About Toys on Thursday, May 16, 2013 at the newly owned and managed Shady Lady Tavern in Portland, OR, beginning at 8:00 pm PT.

Billed by the tavern as “a well presented and eloquent speech on sexuality with a focused introduction to toys,” the goal of the evening is relaxation, laughter, and a better working knowledge of what’s available in the magical land of pleasure devices.

“What could be more natural than me talking about sex at a tavern called The Shady Lady,” asks Darklady. “I’ve talked about sex toys in front of a national MENSA audience, so I’m hoping that a room full of people sampling 4 Spirits Distillery whiskey will be even more fun.”

In addition to basic information about the difference between a dildo and a vibrator, Darklady intends to show off examples of both in a number of permutations and a wide range of materials.

“I’m not leaving the boys out, either,” Darklady assures. “I’m going to have give-away samples from Big Teaze Toys for them, as well as the ladies. I know from experience that those will help relax a room better than a stiff drink, but don’t tell the bartender.”

The Shady Lady Tavern is located at 4579 NE Cully Blvd, Portland, OR.

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Darklady’s “Happy Not Being Dead” Social & Game Night

By The Darklady | Published: May 9, 2013

Darklady’s “Happy Not Being Dead” Social & Game Night

Party like it’s the first day of the rest of your life

Bring a potluck contribution and the desire to celebrate 22 years of Darklady not being dead (ask, she’ll tell the story endlessly) and the strange joy of being alive. Enjoy time with friends in Darklady’s Parlor, a comfortable, laid-back, accessible social space featuring stunning erotic art, including the work of featured artist Sylvia Woods. If all goes well, there will be cake!

Trivial Pursuit, Pictionary, Apples to Apples, Cosmic Wimpout, Uno, cribbage, and other games are available for use – or bring one of you own. Light snacks and non-alcoholic beverages will be available. Catalyst is a pansexual creativity and diversity supportive environment. All adults who share this philosophy are welcome.

On Thursday, join Darklady at The Shady Lady Tavern for “An Evening with Darklady – Talking About Sex Toys,” starting at 8:00pm at 4579 NE Cully Blvd, Portland, OR. 21+.

Ages 18 +
Wednesday, May 15
8pm – midnight
RSVP is appreciated but not mandatory

$5
Donations of food, pet & hygiene products for Esther’s Pantry are always welcome
The Catalyst Art & Cultural Space
4810 NE Garfield
Portland, Oregon
ACCESSIBLE

UPCOMING CATALYST EVENTS:
May 9 – Sexual Anatomy for Women
May 17 – Sylvia Woods Artist Reception
May 18 – D/s Social Mixer
May 18 – Little’s Munch
May 19 – BiLS Meeting
May 19 – BLP Board Meeting
May 19 – MasT Meeting
May 21 – OLP Meeting
May 22 – “Pretty Plotless” Potluck & Porn Night
May 25 – Erotic Figure Drawing with Ynigma and Nikki
May 25 — Portland Ropesters Bondage Social
May 26 – Naughty Karaoke
May 31 – “Classic” Potluck & Porn

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Darklady’s “Sci-Fi” Potluck & Porn Night

By The Darklady | Published: April 21, 2013

Darklady’s “Sci-Fi” Potluck & Porn Night

 

Get “Flashy Thing’d” in a Whole New Way 

Science fiction and comedy go together like science fiction and special effects, although not always intentionally. These two science fiction porn flicks manage to be laugh out loud funny (on purpose) and even gosh darn sexy at times.

Bring your favorite beverage and/or potluck contribution and enjoy the Catalyst’s pansexual creativity and diversity supportive Theater, Play, and Social spaces while discovering one of the most popular modern porn genres: the heterosexual sci-fi porn comedy.

Sci-Fi Potluck & Porn Night
Ages 18 +
Wednesday, April 24
7:00 pm – midnight
RSVPs always appreciated but not mandatory.

$15 individual, $20 duo, $25 trio
Donations of food, pet & hygiene products for Esther’s Pantry earn $5 off entry
Catalyst Art & Cultural Space
4810 NE Garfield Avenue
Portland, Oregon
ACCESSIBLE

Busty Invaders From Mars – The title pretty much sums it up, but it’s worth mentioning that these busty invaders are “mind controlling extraterrestrials descended on earth to enslave humans as their sex toys” with their “boob power.” You know it’s gotta be good.

Men In Black Hardcore Parody – Amazing costuming, make-up, special effects – and some pretty good sex – makes this a sci-fi porn spectacle of epic proportions.

UPCOMING CATALYST EVENTS:
April 19 – Naughty Karaoke Dance Party
April 20 – Domme/sub Mixer
April 20 – Littles Munch
April 21 – MAsT Meeting
April 25 – Last Thursday Open House
April 28 – BiLS Meeting

 

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Darklady’s Naughty Karaoke Dance Party

By The Darklady | Published: April 15, 2013

Darklady’s Naughty Karaoke Dance Party


Sing, Dance, Socialize, Play

Admire erotic art, socialize with interesting people, dance to the tunage of DJs Kronos and Darklady, summon the Dutch courage to sing karaoke, expect sexy give-aways, and revel in erotic and/or kinky play if the spirit so moves you.

Bring a potluck contribution and your delightful self. Light snacks and non-alcoholic beverages will be available. Catalyst is a pansexual creativity and diversity supportive environment. Adults who share this philosophy are welcome.

Naughty Karaoke Dance Party
Ages 18 +
Friday, April 19
8pm – midnight
RSVP is appreciated but not mandatory
Casual, sexy, or creative is the dress code

$5 per person
Donations of food, pet & hygiene products for Esther’s Pantry are always welcome
Catalyst Art & Cultural Space
4810 NE Garfield
Portland, Oregon
ACCESSIBLE

UPCOMING CATALYST EVENTS:
April 20 – Domme/sub Mixer
April 20 – Little’s Munch
April 21 – MAsT Meeting
April 24 – Sci-Fi Potluck & Porn Night
April 25 – Last Thursday Open House
April 28 – BiLS Meeting
April 28 – Specialized Topics in Figure Drawing

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