Darklady’s Thumpday Potluck & Porn Night – ‘Iron Man XXX’

Darklady’s Thumpday Potluck & Porn Night – Iron Man XXX

Find out why they really call him “Iron Man!”

Darklady knows it’s been too long since we potlucked and porned together. All of that changes this Thursday – hereafter known as “Thumpday” – with a double feature of Iron Man, starring Robert Downey Jr. and Iron Man XXX, starring the far more naked, Seth Gamble.

Bring your favorite beverage and/or potluck contributions to Darklady Estates and Wonderground, then enjoy comfy poly/non-monogamy & kink-friendly, pansexual snuggle, social and play areas stocked with safer sex supplies. Buy raffle tickets to win great prizes, including some classic-era adult videos on DVD.

Iron Man & Iron Man XXX
Ages 18 +
RSVP
(Past Club Wonderground members get a free raffle ticket)
(Iron Man-themed costumes earn a free raffle ticket)
(Food, hygiene & pet supply donations for Esther’s Pantry earn a free raffle ticket)
(Raffle proceeds will help finance dental care for Darklady)

Thursday, January 26
Doors Open at 7:00pm
First Feature Begins at 7:30pm
Second Feature Begins at 9:30pm

$15 individual, $20 duo, $25 trio
Darklady’s Wonderground
Portland, Oregon
ACCESSIBLE w/assistance for most mobility limitations

Iron Man – Wealthy and spoiled industrialist, Tony Stark, comes to realize that war really is hell and becomes a high tech warrior against injustice, all while breaking the heart of his stiletto-wearing assistant, Pepper Potts. 2008. 126 minutes.

Robert Downey Jr. totally gets me hot in this official Iron Man trailer.

“Iron Man XXX” – This explicit interpretation of the film draws upon comic book lore to prove its nerd cred and hot porn bodies to distract from anything non-canon. 2011. 115 minutes.

Check out the SFW YouTube Iron Man XXX trailer.

UPCOMING EVENTS
February – Something romance-related TBD

– Darklady
Darklady.com
www.dotxxxopposition.com
www.masturbate-a-thon.org
twitter.com/TheDarklady

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Darklady’s “Party at the End of the Solar Year” Party

Darklady’s “Party at the End of the Solar Year” Party

It’s a Non-Traditional Family New Year’s Eve!

Darklady knows she’s not the only one who’s had an “interesting” 2011. Good or bad, it’s time to see it leave so that 2012 can work its magic. Let’s gather for frivolity, remembrance, and fresh beginnings as we say goodbye to the old and welcome the new.

Bring your favorite beverage and/or potluck contributions to Darklady Estates and Wonderground, then enjoy eclectic socializing and comfy, GLBT, mono/non-monogamy & vanilla/kink-friendly pansexual snuggle and play areas stocked with safer sex supplies.

Write your sorrows on paper and send them up the chimney
Watch some of the best adult parodies of 2011
Wear red underwear for love & life improvements
Wear yellow underwear for employment & happiness
Wear green underwear for finances
Wear white for health

Indulge in turkey, ham, Jell-o shots & other potluck fare
Eat grapes & make wishes as midnight strikes
Toast the transition by making noise, hugging, kissing & singing Auld Lang Syne

$5/per warm 18+ year-old body
Saturday, December 31
Doors Open at 7:00 pm
Burning of the Bummers begins at 10:00 pm
2011 Goes the Hell Away at midnight
Darklady Throws Everyone’s Ass Out by 2:00 am

RSVP for address
Darklady Estates & Wonderground
Portland, Oregon
ACCESSIBLE w/assistance for most mobility limitations
Food, hygiene & pet supply donations for Esther’s Pantry always welcome

Call it Notte di San Silvestro, Oíche Chinn Bliana, Nochevieja, Hogmanay or New Year’s Eve, but celebrate!

– Darklady
www.darklady.com
www.dotxxxopposition.com
www.masturbate-a-thon.org
twitter.com/TheDarklady

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Toy Review: 10-Function Pure Skin Stud

10-Function Pure Skin Stud
California Exotic
Price: Approximately $40 – $45

Vibrators are being formed into so many creatively non-phallic shapes and colors that seeing one that looks like an actual penis is something of a surprise. The 10-Function Pure Skin Stud from California Exotic manages to look enough like the real thing for role play purposes but not so much so that it should rattle those who tend to shy away from them.

A defining word for the 10-Function Pure Skin Stud is “smooth.” The firm and sleek Pure Skin surface invites touch and investigation, although the silhouette is largely featureless. Unlike some lingam-sculpted toys, there are no hit-or-miss veins or contours, other than the circumcised head on one end and two petite, tight balls where the controller meets the controlled. Everything else is 6.75 x 2.25-inches of grabbable, squeezable, actually-feels-kinda-like-the-real-thing vibrational smoothness.

Another important difference from the more traditional “jelly” -style schlong is that there is little chance of sensitive tissues being irritated by toxic off-gassing. There is a light scent associated with the toy, but it is not unpleasant; kind of a delicate mixture of talcum powder and rubber. Because this delightful combination is also porous, it’s wise to use a condom with it when sharing.

One of the fabulous things about TPR is that is has a genuinely flesh-like texture. Since the 10-Function Pure Skin Stud has its motor in the head and a plastic spine in the base of the shaft – gripping the toy and giving it a light squeeze results in an almost startlingly realistic response from the Stud, as it shifts to accommodate the pressure… just like the real thing.

Unlike the real thing, the 10-Function Pure Skin Stud has an assortment of vibration patterns and intensities that are controlled with a simple touch of a button located in the small controller emerging like a thumb from the base. One button serves exclusively as an on/off toggle, while the other switches between 10 stimulation modes.

Because the motor is in the tip, which is also where the only texturing is located, the Stud has extra potential as a G-spot and prostate stimulator. More importantly for those who have a favorite vibration pattern, the controller has a memory chip installed that remembers where you left off last.

Something else nice about TPR is that it’s easy to clean. Some mild soap, some water, then towel it off or let it air dry. That means, of course, that the Stud is waterproof. Two AA batteries power the 10-Function Pure Skin Stud, which can be enjoyed in either Ivory or Brown.

-– Exclusive review for CalExotics.com, by Darklady -–

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Darklady’s “Voodoo Tiki Lounge” Polyween Party at Angel’s

Darklady’s “Voodoo Tiki Lounge” Polyween Party at Angel’s

Darklady invites sex-positive humans, humanoids, and otherwise other creatures to her Voodoo Tiki Lounge Polyween party for a final post-Halloween opportunity to strut your strange stuff in sexy garb or clever costumes while indulging in a non-plausibly-deniable environment. Celebrate the many ways to express love and desire while getting your voodoo tiki on.

Bring a donation for Esther’s Pantry and/or wear your most outrageous costume for free raffle tickets and chances at randomly distributed prizes. Buy more tickets for more changes to win.

Friday, November 4, 2011
Ages 21+ only
8:00 pm – 4:00 am
Angel’s
3533 Southeast 39th Avenue
Main Level Fully Accessible
No Angel’s Membership Needed

Tiki Tunes & Holiday Inspired Adult Videos
L. Alan Arts Erotic Art Gallery
Body Painting by Lexxx FX, Photo Booth
Sexy Raffle, Buffet & Potluck
Hot Tubs, Lockers & Cloakroom

S/M Area & Labyrinthine Rubitorium
Massage Table, Monkey Rocker, Sybians
Naughty Barber & Barberella
Grope-a-Clown Box
More, More, More!

$10 – Female Identified
$25 – Male Identified (usually $60)
$40 – Triad/Trio

Costume, Fetish, Lounge or Beach Attire Strongly Encouraged
Work-scholarships available. Write for details.
Performer, product, service, and financial sponsorships of all kinds welcome.

– Darklady
www.Darklady.com
www.Masturbate-a-thon.org
twitter.com/TheDarklady

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Toy Review: Couture Collection transcend Flexing Massager

Couture Collection transcend Flexing Massager
California Exotic Novelties
CalExotics.com
Price: Approximately $45
Darklady Favorite!

My first experience with the California Exotic Couture Collection transcend Flexing Massager was like a Dickensian novel; it was the best of times and it was the worst of times.

To be honest, I only have one complaint about the transcend – but it’s a major issue for me. I, however, am merely one person and my sexual responses and preferences are no one else’s, so if it isn’t an issue for you, this may be one of the best wand massager investments of the year or longer.

The transcend is another fabulously portable and plausibly deniable massager, so it’s perfect for home, office, and travel use. Although it can make audible noise as its vibrations become more intense, it is not the distracting and hard-to-explain battery rattle that traditional vibes can make. It’s more the steady and audible hum of a wand massager which, we must all remember, started out as a perfectly respectable muscle massager before women realized how good it is at relieving uniquely female tension.

Promotional literature emphatically assures that the transcend possesses “unrelenting power,” complete with an exclamation point. It does not lie.

And therein lies my previously mentioned issue.

I like unrelenting power in a wand-style massager and the transcend has the kind of unrelenting power that I like. Unfortunately, (for me), its “10 intense functions of vibration, pulsation, and escalation” and five speeds do not appear to include a steady vibration. You know, one that doesn’t go up and down the scale, making me think the batteries are dying.

What there is, I discovered, are two settings that hold a steady vibration for an extended period of time and, just as I begin to climax, begin to de-escalate.

Which is not what I want it to do when I begin to climax.

I can, however, see how that setting could be very exciting, whether one is playing a vanilla or kinky sex game. It just didn’t work for me, in large part because I didn’t know it was the closest I could get to a constant vibration.

Available in pink or purple and powered by four AA batteries, the controls for the transcend are four luminous pressure spots located on the bottom of the easy-to-grip handle. I found this convenient but confusing, because if the toy rotates during play it becomes difficult to find a desired sensation. Some kind of touchable landmark would help users know which button they are pushing.

The head and neck of this 7.25-inch x 2” waterproof massager are made from premium silicone and are phthalates free.

Although I obviously have issues with the apparent lack of a non-escalating setting (or how difficult to find it, if it exists) I highly recommend this massager to those who like powerful vibrations in a portable, battery-powered device.

-– Exclusive review for CalExotics.com, by Darklady -–

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